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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Remember the terminology and watch for these signs.

I’m sure this piece of information has been floating around on the internet for quite some time. A friend e-mailed to me some time ago. I am putting this on my blog to help some of ‘us’ avoid arguments…so guys, remember the terminology and signs!

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine."

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

1 Comments:

  • At August 28, 2008 3:14 am, Blogger spincitysd said…

    You forgot the most dangerous words a women can utter "I've been thinking" This means the male is about to be dragooned into a fate worse then death.

     

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